Tax his cow, Tax his
goat.
Tax his pants, Tax
his coat.
Tax his crop, Tax
his work.
Tax his ties, Tax
his shirt.
Tax his shoes, Tax
his smoke.
Teach him taxing is
no joke.
Tax his tractor, tax
his mule.
Tell him, “Taxing is
the rule”.
Tax his oil, tax his
gas.
Tax his notes, Tax
his cash.
Tax him good and let
him know.
That after taxes, he
has no dough.
If he hollers, Tax
him more.
Tax him till he’s
good and sore.
Tax his coffin, Tax
his grave.
Tax his sod in which
he’s laid.
Put these words upon
his tomb,
“Taxes drove him to
his doom”.
After he’s gone, we
won’t relax.
We’ll still collect
inheritance tax.
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